So I spent some time trying to make this website look like me, I wanted it to show my personality. Did I succeed? Don’t know. But I can tell you that my favorite part of the whole damn site is the creepy little bastard in the top left. Yeah, that guy. Who the hell is he ? ? ?
Salacious B. Crumb. I can only assume we have the same middle name, but who knows. He’s my favorite Star Wars character…of course.
I can’t help but think there’s something special about this peculiar little F’er. The Star Wars Wiki has this to say about him:
Salacious B. Crumb was a Kowakian monkey-lizard employed as a court jester for Hutt crimelord Jabba Desilijic Tiure. Known for his shrill laugh and sadistic sense of humor, Crumb started out as little more than vermin on Kwenn Space Station during the days of the Galactic Republic, eventually escaping onto a ship belonging to Jabba the Hutt. When Jabba found Crumb eating from his food bowl, he attempted to digest him, though the Kowakian monkey-lizard escaped, covering Jabba’s two henchmen with goo in the process. Jabba found this extremely amusing, and offered Crumb a role as his court jester; if Salacious managed to amuse Jabba at least once a day, he would be allowed to eat and drink as much as he wished. However, if he failed to do so, he would be killed.
So…shrill laugh & sadistic sense of humor, huh? Anything else?
Which one do you think I am? Go ahead, scroll back & forth…compare Crumbs.
This is my website, blog & whatever hell else you can call it, it’s my own little carnival ride that I get to control, sort of.
I hope you like it. I do. From here on out, I will post, writings, pics, reviews & anything I can thing of that might entertain you (or me). Please follow me to where I go, light or dark. That little button in the top right should allow you to “subscribe” to my bullshit.
And now, I’m going to start my new blog with a video that most everyone enjois. So please do…enjoi.
So the duck was actually a birthday gift to my mother. My madre is very creative & artistic and people often love her tastes, but I hear all too often “Just go to an antique store or cost plus, you’re sure to find her something.” Not really. She’s a pain in the ass to shop for. I’m not nearly as talented in the “arts” as my mother, but we have very similar tastes in artistic liking. And I presume that is probably why I believe she’s such a pain in the ass to shop for.
So I walk in the Hyde Pard antique store and wander around aimlessly, dodging the four dogs wandering the territory (old dogs, and by that I mean old people dogs). Nothing, there isn’t a damn thing that stands out to me. Blankets, clocks, dishware, books. Shit, nothing. And then I see the bastard duckling in the glass case and immediately know nothing else in the store matters and for fucks sake, my mom needs that duckling with a nice bowtie because I know I need that duckling with a nice bowtie so I sit there like hey I might bargain with this person but really I don’t give a hell I’d pay top dollar for this nasty little peice of crap.
And so I buy the bowtie duckling, and I give it to my mother for her birthday, and she loves it. I see it in her eyes. She loves it.
I hate the internet. I hate software, and sure, hardware too. I hate Google. And WordPress. And Apple. They’re all like that friend you had growing up, the one that always had whiskey & pot hidden in their room and the friend awaited your arrival so together you could experiment & dilute your brains. So yes, I feel like all those things above are like that. Technology is my drug dealer, and I’m fuckin’ addictted.
There’s too much info out there, and yes there are programs for organizing all that info, but I still have to admit there is not nearly enough time in the world to dig thru it, organized or not. There’s no way, and I’ve already found myself giving up some of the things I find most important just so I can read about the next Google Shit coming out.
I feel like lately I’ve chosen reading crap on the web over the hundreds of books I own (mostly FICTION) & are awaiting my eyes/mind/time. It saddens me when I think of it that way.
But keep reading my blog damnit, just cuz’
Peace on Earth – sbs
And here’s a lil’ something something of my lil’ lady just cuz’ she puts up wit’ me. Thank you beautiful.
