“Beast!” — C-3PO
So I spent some time trying to make this website look like me, I wanted it to show my personality. Did I succeed? Don’t know. But I can tell you that my favorite part of the whole damn site is the creepy little bastard in the top left. Yeah, that guy. Who the hell is he ? ? ?
Salacious B. Crumb. I can only assume we have the same middle name, but who knows. He’s my favorite Star Wars character…of course.
I can’t help but think there’s something special about this peculiar little F’er. The Star Wars Wiki has this to say about him:
Salacious B. Crumb was a Kowakian monkey-lizard employed as a court jester for Hutt crimelord Jabba Desilijic Tiure. Known for his shrill laugh and sadistic sense of humor, Crumb started out as little more than vermin on Kwenn Space Station during the days of the Galactic Republic, eventually escaping onto a ship belonging to Jabba the Hutt. When Jabba found Crumb eating from his food bowl, he attempted to digest him, though the Kowakian monkey-lizard escaped, covering Jabba’s two henchmen with goo in the process. Jabba found this extremely amusing, and offered Crumb a role as his court jester; if Salacious managed to amuse Jabba at least once a day, he would be allowed to eat and drink as much as he wished. However, if he failed to do so, he would be killed.
So…shrill laugh & sadistic sense of humor, huh? Anything else?
Which one do you think I am? Go ahead, scroll back & forth…compare Crumbs.
