The Box Springs Dilemma…
We moved to the North End not long ago. As many are aware, North End houses are generally small with tiny staircases that curve like Hell’s angels (???). And I have to tell you, we COULD NOT get the box springs up the stairs. Not a flippin’ chance.
After many days of sleeping on the floor, and then on just the mattress (the box springs laid against the wall in the family room), we finally decided “enough is enough, extreme dilemmas mean extreme solutions!” (I actually said that). With the mere combination of my brainpower and my father’s muscles/tools, we decided to “cut the bitch in half.”
By the way, if you ever have to do this, DON’T CUT THE METAL SPRINGS…just bend the hell out of it and try to straighten back out later.

Now that is a true shannon solution.